ask.   Megan, 17. Ohio. puppies are life

lokiloo:

My Buddhist friend was stopped by a Christian fellowship and asked if she would consider following the word of Jesus Christ. She replied, “No, thanks, but maybe next time around.”

I don’t think they got the joke but I nearly died laughing.

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citgo:

so about my huge ass dick

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cramp:

cramp:

the best part of being in a relationship is sharing food

just kidding, even if we are in a relationship I’m not sharing food

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classyhustler:

Murdered Matte Black Ferrari 599 GTB | photographer

classyhustler:

Murdered Matte Black Ferrari 599 GTB | photographer

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bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

bearline:

oh my lord. this is a photo of what success looks like.

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inobligality:

why do i always look hot when no one’s around?

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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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meatmodel:

wanna come over and watch me blog

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